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L\u00c3\u00adfsh\u00c3\u00a6ttir og hamingja kvenna <\/strong><\/p>\n

The Joys of Womanhood
\nH\u00c3\u00b6fundur: \u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00beekkt afbur\u00c3\u00b0akona
\nBrilliant Woman Author Unknown
\n\u00c3\u008dslenska\u00c3\u00b0: \u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00beekkur afbur\u00c3\u00b0akeli<\/p>\n

Konur yfir fimmtugt, eignast ekki b\u00c3\u00b6rn. \u00c3\u017e\u00c3\u00a6r mundu aldrei muna hvar \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a6r l\u00c3\u00b6g\u00c3\u00b0u \u00c3\u00beau fr\u00c3\u00a1 s\u00c3\u00a9r.<\/strong> passar<\/em>
\nWomen over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. <\/p>\n

Ein r\u00c3\u00a1\u00c3\u00b0g\u00c3\u00a1tna l\u00c3\u00adfsins er hvernig 750 gr af konfekti ver\u00c3\u00b0a 2 kg af konu. <\/strong>
\nOne of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.<\/p>\n

\u00c3\u2030g l\u00c3\u00a6t hugann reika.., en stundum yfirgefur hann mig <\/strong> passar<\/em>
\nMy mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. <\/p>\n

Besta lei\u00c3\u00b0in til \u00c3\u00beess a\u00c3\u00b0 gleyma \u00c3\u00b6llum vandr\u00c3\u00a6\u00c3\u00b0um, er a\u00c3\u00b0 ganga \u00c3\u00ad of \u00c3\u00ber\u00c3\u00b6ngum sk\u00c3\u00b3m.<\/strong> passar <\/em>
\nThe best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.<\/p>\n

Hi\u00c3\u00b0 g\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0a vi\u00c3\u00b0 a\u00c3\u00b0 b\u00c3\u00baa \u00c3\u00ad litlum b\u00c3\u00a6, er a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beegar \u00c3\u00a9g veit ekkert hva\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00a9g er a\u00c3\u00b0 gera, veit einhver annar \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0. <\/strong>passar<\/em>
\nThe nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.<\/p>\n

Me\u00c3\u00b0 aldrinum ver\u00c3\u00b0ur erfi\u00c3\u00b0ara a\u00c3\u00b0 l\u00c3\u00a9ttast. \u00c3\u0081rin, l\u00c3\u00adkaminn og fitan bindast vin\u00c3\u00a1ttub\u00c3\u00b6ndum. <\/strong>
\nThe older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.<\/p>\n

\u00c3\u2030g var einmitt a\u00c3\u00b0 s\u00c3\u00a6ttast vi\u00c3\u00b0 g\u00c3\u00a6rdaginn, en \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a1 kom \u00c3\u00beessi dagur <\/strong>
\nJust when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.<\/p>\n

Stundum finnst m\u00c3\u00a9r \u00c3\u00a9g skilja allt, en svo kemst \u00c3\u00a9g aftur til me\u00c3\u00b0vitundar. <\/strong> passar<\/em>
\nSometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. <\/p>\n

\u00c3\u2030g h\u00c3\u00a6tti a\u00c3\u00b0 skokka m\u00c3\u00a9r til heilsub\u00c3\u00b3tar \u00c3\u00beegar hitinn af l\u00c3\u00a6ran\u00c3\u00baningnum kveikti \u00c3\u00ad sokkabuxunum. <\/strong>
\nI gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.<\/p>\n

Undarlegt! \u00c3\u2030g hengi eitthva\u00c3\u00b0 upp \u00c3\u00ad sk\u00c3\u00a1p og eftir sm\u00c3\u00a1t\u00c3\u00adma hefur \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 hlaupi\u00c3\u00b0 um tv\u00c3\u00b6 n\u00c3\u00bamer! <\/strong>Amazing!
\nYou hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! <\/p>\n

Horrenglur pirra mig! S\u00c3\u00a9rstaklega \u00c3\u00beegar \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a6r l\u00c3\u00a1ta \u00c3\u00bat \u00c3\u00bar s\u00c3\u00a9r hluti eins og : „Veistu, stundum bara gleymi \u00c3\u00a9g a\u00c3\u00b0 bor\u00c3\u00b0a.“ Sko, m\u00c3\u00a9r hefur tekist a\u00c3\u00b0 gleyma hvar \u00c3\u00a9g \u00c3\u00a1 heima, hvar \u00c3\u00a9g lag\u00c3\u00b0i b\u00c3\u00adlnum, hvers d\u00c3\u00b3ttir mamma er og hvar \u00c3\u00a9g setti lyklana, En \u00c3\u00a9g hef aldrei gleymt a\u00c3\u00b0 bor\u00c3\u00b0a. Hv\u00c3\u00adl\u00c3\u00adk heimska: a\u00c3\u00b0 gleyma a\u00c3\u00b0 bor\u00c3\u00b0a! <\/strong>
\nSkinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, „You know, sometimes I just forget to eat.“ Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. <\/p>\n

Vinkona m\u00c3\u00adn t\u00c3\u00b3k feil \u00c3\u00a1 Pillunni sinni og val\u00c3\u00aduminu s\u00c3\u00adnu. H\u00c3\u00ban \u00c3\u00a1 or\u00c3\u00b0i\u00c3\u00b0 14 b\u00c3\u00b6rn, en henni er eiginlega alveg sama. <\/strong> passar ekki \u00c3\u00bear sem \u00c3\u00a9g er ekki \u00c3\u00a1 p-pillunni og ekki \u00c3\u00a1 valium…<\/em>
\nA friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t really care. <\/p>\n

Vandi sumra kvenna er a\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a6r \u00c3\u00a6sast upp \u00c3\u00bataf einhverju \u00c3\u00b3merkilegu og giftast \u00c3\u00bev\u00c3\u00ad svo. <\/strong>
\nThe trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. <\/p>\n

\u00c3\u017ea\u00c3\u00b0 st\u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00ad grein a\u00c3\u00b0 d\u00c3\u00a6miger\u00c3\u00b0 einkenni streitu v\u00c3\u00a6ru: a\u00c3\u00b0 bor\u00c3\u00b0a of miki\u00c3\u00b0, kaupa \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 allt sem manni dettur \u00c3\u00ad hug og a\u00c3\u00b0 aka of hratt. Er ekki \u00c3\u00ad lagi me\u00c3\u00b0 \u00c3\u00beetta li\u00c3\u00b0? \u00c3\u017eetta er \u00c3\u00bea\u00c3\u00b0 sem gefur l\u00c3\u00adfi m\u00c3\u00adnu gildi. <\/strong>
\nI read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. <\/p>\n

\u00c3\u2030g hef komist a\u00c3\u00b0 leyndarm\u00c3\u00a1li fatanna fr\u00c3\u00a1 Victoria’s Secret. Leyndarm\u00c3\u00a1li\u00c3\u00b0 er a\u00c3\u00b0 engin eldri en \u00c3\u00ber\u00c3\u00adtug passar \u00c3\u00ad \u00c3\u00beau.<\/strong>
\nI know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

L\u00c3\u00adfsh\u00c3\u00a6ttir og hamingja kvenna The Joys of Womanhood H\u00c3\u00b6fundur: \u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00beekkt afbur\u00c3\u00b0akona Brilliant Woman Author Unknown \u00c3\u008dslenska\u00c3\u00b0: \u00c3\u00b3\u00c3\u00beekkur afbur\u00c3\u00b0akeli Konur yfir fimmtugt, eignast ekki b\u00c3\u00b6rn. \u00c3\u017e\u00c3\u00a6r mundu aldrei muna hvar \u00c3\u00be\u00c3\u00a6r l\u00c3\u00b6g\u00c3\u00b0u \u00c3\u00beau fr\u00c3\u00a1 s\u00c3\u00a9r. passar Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. Ein r\u00c3\u00a1\u00c3\u00b0g\u00c3\u00a1tna
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